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“Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.”

Yeah, you’re drinking, Luann. What you wished for as a little girl may not be what you need anymore. With your head in the sand or up in a high-rise, you are always in the dream phase. Spoiled for choice with shiny object syndrome, you often choose appeals to others, especially your mother. now you face an eggsistential crisis where what But wistful crisis where wistful maybes and could-be’s waste your time. You can’t simply dream about the life you want in the future though-- you have to start building it now. It’s time to peel off the false lashes, blot your face, scrub beneath the surface and ask, what’s really best for me? Consider every option without rushing into anything. Some cups hold engagement rings, babies, and couture, while others hold tequila and mugshots. Be careful what you wish for, but most of all, be happy on your own terms and timeline.

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Choosing between pipe dream and reality, Tinsley really wants this to work out scot-free:
miserable! miserable! I’m literally fucking I’m literally fucking I’m literally fucking miserable!

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