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Major · 0
Sonja
The Fool
Sonja
“My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is coming in.”
Major · 1
Porsha
The Magician
Porsha
“I am still standing, and I am making my own rules.”
Major · 2
Kyle
The High Priestess
Kyle
“When you're the real deal, you don't have to pretend.”
Major · 3
Karen
The Empress
Karen
“The grande dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.”
Major · 4
Bethenny
The Emperor
Bethenny
“If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss”
Major · 5
Dr. Wendy
The Hierophant
Dr. Wendy
“This professor doesn’t just grade on the curve; she sets the curve.”
Major · 6
Gizelle & Robyn
The Lovers
Gizelle & Robyn
“The word on the street is, we’re still the word on the street.”
Major · 7
Kenya
The Chariot
Kenya
“People may think they have me figured out, but I am always the wild card.”
Major · 8
Sutton
Justice
Sutton
“If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners.”
Major · 9
Carole
The Hermit
Carole
“I may be a princess, but I’m definitely not a drama queen.”
Major · 10
Alexia
The Wheel Of Fortune
Alexia
“My life is like a drama, and the award for best drama… goes to me.”
Major · 11
Lisa
Strength
Lisa
“Everyone loves to underestimate me, and I love to prove everyone wrong.”
Major · 12
Andy
The Hanged Man
Andy
“Okay, I want to move on.”
Major · 13
Heather
Death
Heather
“Just like my pioneer ancestors, I'm trying to blaze a new trail.”
Major · 14
Cynthia
Temperance
Cynthia
“Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey never goes out of style.”
Major · 15
Aviva
The Devil
Aviva
“When people tell me I'm fake, I know they’re just pulling my leg.”
Major · 16
Teresa
The Tower
Teresa
“You never know how strong you are, until it’s the only choice you have.”
Major · 17
Luann
The Star
Luann
“Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.”
Major · 18
Kim
The Moon
Kim
“People try to figure me out, but I’m one of a kind.”
Major · 19
Eva
The Sun
Eva
“I’m living my dreams. Not above my means.”
Major · 20
Candiace
Judgment
Candiace
“Reading is fundamental and honey, I own the library.”
Major · 21
Kandi
The World
Kandi
“I count my blessings-- and my checks!”
Ace · Wands
Margeret
Ace of Wands
Margeret
“I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.”
Two · Wands
Gina
Two of Wands
Gina
“I’ve made mistakes in Orange County but I’ll fix them in a New York minute.”
Three · Wands
Chanel
Three of Wands
Chanel
“They don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. They hate me because they are basic.”
Four · Wands
Bronwyn
Four of Wands
Bronwyn
“If my closet had skeletons, at least they’d be well-dressed.”
Five · Wands
Vicki
Five of Wands
Vicki
“Before you judge me you better be perfect.”
Six · Wands
Melissa
Six of Wands
Melissa
“The only life I envy is my own.”
Seven · Wands
Brandi
Seven of Wands
Brandi
“I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.”
Eight · Wands
Lisa
Eight of Wands
Lisa
“When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.”
Nine · Wands
Jill
Nine of Wands
Jill
“Good or bad, I know who I am and I own it.”
Ten · Wands
Monique
Ten of Wands
Monique
“Maybe if you tried a little harder, you wouldn’t have to try me.”
Page · Wands
Larsa
Page of Wands
Larsa
“It’s my game now, and the fans are going wild.”
Knight · Wands
Ramona
Knight of Wands
Ramona
“So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?”
Queen · Wands
Nene
Queen of Wands
Nene
“Why be so nasty and so rude when I can be so fierce and so successful.”
King · Wands
Lisa
King of Wands
Lisa
“In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.”
Ace · Pentacles
Angie
Ace of Pentacles
Angie
“‘I’m Greek, and the rest are just a tragedy.”
Two · Pentacles
Danielle
Two of Pentacles
Danielle
“I may be over-the-top, but I'd rather be bougie than basic.”
Three · Pentacles
Guerdy
Three of Pentacles
Guerdy
“Darling, I don't just plan the party; I am the party.”
Four · Pentacles
Mary
Four of Pentacles
Mary
“If you come after me, I will send Jesus after you.”
Five · Pentacles
Mia
Five of Pentacles
Mia
“It doesn't matter the size of our home, I'm always the queen of this castle.”
Six · Pentacles
Marlo
Six of Pentacles
Marlo
“My past may be checkered, but my future is solid gold.”
Seven · Pentacles
Sheree
Seven of Pentacles
Sheree
“Spring, summer or September, I'm the one you always remember.”
Eight · Pentacles
Dr. Nicole
Eight of Pentacles
Dr. Nicole
“I might be a doctor, but don’t test my patience.”
Nine · Pentacles
Dorit
Nine of Pentacles
Dorit
“I’m unfiltered, unbothered, and finally unburdened.”
Ten · Pentacles
Crystal
Ten of Pentacles
Crystal
“They say wisdom comes with age, but I’m proving otherwise.”
Page · Pentacles
Brynn
Page of Pentacles
Brynn
“Why date their dad, when you can just be mother?”
Knight · Pentacles
Jackie
Knight of Pentacles
Jackie
“I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.”
Queen · Pentacles
Dolores
Queen of Pentacles
Dolores
“I’m loyal and lovable, but don’t you dare call me gullible.”
King · Pentacles
Lisa
King of Pentacles
Lisa
“Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.”
Ace · Swords
Heather
Ace of Swords
Heather
“If at first you don’t succeed, try it my way.”
Two · Swords
Teddi
Two of Swords
Teddi
“Having the best isn’t important to me, but being my best is.”
Three · Swords
Danielle
Three of Swords
Danielle
“You’re either gonna love me or hate me. There is no inbetween with me.”
Four · Swords
Denise
Four of Swords
Denise
“My life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending.”
Five · Swords
Jen
Five of Swords
Jen
“I’m fighting for my life, not your approval.”
Six · Swords
Tamara
Six of Swords
Tamara
“The best thing about starting over is never looking back.”
Seven · Swords
Ashley
Seven of Swords
Ashley
“You may think you know my story, but there’s always a plot twist.”
Eight · Swords
= Jules
Eight of Swords
= Jules
“Secrets keep you sick.”
Nine · Swords
Kelly
Nine of Swords
Kelly
“I’m living the American Dream, one mistake at a time.”
Ten · Swords
Taylor
Ten of Swords
Taylor
“I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”
Page · Swords
Garcelle
Page of Swords
Garcelle
“If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.”
Knight · Swords
Kim
Knight of Swords
Kim
“People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.”
Queen · Swords
Erika
Queen of Swords
Erika
“Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice. It’s diamonds.”
King · Swords
Pheadra
King of Swords
Pheadra
“Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.”
Ace · Cups
Whitney
Ace of Cups
Whitney
“Having faith in myself is the only religion I need.”
Two · Cups
Marysol
Two of Cups
Marysol
“My job is about making fast decisions, but my personal life I leave up to destiny.”
Three · Cups
Charrisse
Three of Cups
Charrisse
“Why cry over spilled milk, when you can laugh over champagne.”
Four · Cups
Meredith
Four of Cups
Meredith
“Jealousy is a disease, to which I say, 'Get well soon!'”
Five · Cups
Shannon
Five of Cups
Shannon
“I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.”
Six · Cups
Kathy
Six of Cups
Kathy
“Who is Hunky Dory?”
Seven · Cups
Tinsley
Seven of Cups
Tinsley
“Life isn’t a fairytale, but I’m hoping mine is the exception.”
Eight · Cups
Katie
Eight of Cups
Katie
“It’s not dead! I mean, it’s not alive.”
Nine · Cups
Jennifer
Nine of Cups
Jennifer
“Parties are actually for eating, drinking, and laughing. Not women looking for blood.”
Ten · Cups
Rachel
Ten of Cups
Rachel
“If you don’t have my back, at least have a backbone.”
Page · Cups
Dorinda
Page of Cups
Dorinda
“I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.”
Knight · Cups
Jennifer
Knight of Cups
Jennifer
“As I always say, ‘plastic makes perfect.’”
Queen · Cups
Eileen
Queen of Cups
Eileen
“I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.”
King · Cups
Caroline
King of Cups
Caroline
“Life is short, I have no time for drama.”