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“If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss”

It’s your world, Skinny Girl! The haters who recall the time you couldn’t sell a cupcake in a grocery store now stake their claim in your sprawling empire. Despite others’ attempts to put you ‘down there’ while they’re ‘up here,’ those cuckoo cocoa puffs can get off your jock. You really do know it all, and will compare resumes any day. Strategic and principled, many look to you as a financial mentor and source of reason. When others feel powerless though, it is within your control to help them Be Strong, not leave them bereft. Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it fair and friendly. You know better than anyone that controlling relationships are a torture and stifle the independence you pride yourself on. So when outside forces suck you dry and challenge your authority, remember that, chef or cook, you are still the wealthiest homeless person in Manhattan.

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Bethenny can spot and squash a copycat in the same breath:
They call it a cheater brand. They call it a cheater brand. They call it a cheater brand. When a brand rides on the coattails of another brand. When a brand rides on the coattails When a brand rides on the coattails of another brand. of another brand. I’m completely insulted, I’m completely insulted, I’m completely insulted, AND I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. AND I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. AND I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

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