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“So what if I’m self involved, who else should I be involved with?”

Can you do Turtle Time for fifteen minutes? Thank God! The Ramonacoaster is full of stops and starts, but you are charging after your goals with newfound motivation and boundless confidence. Channel it effectively. An ageless, shameless flirt, you enjoy the extra attention that your escapades bring you. Sometimes though, you flooze you lose. Reactionary instincts and social climbing can get you in trouble-- even with your 50 closest girlfriends. You often find yourself on an apology tour due to a “do first, seek forgiveness later'' lifestyle. So fixate less on whether you vacation in Aspen or live south of the highway because arrogance makes an ass out of you, and self-assured does not always mean self-made. Whether an alien invades your body or you make a mountain out of a hole mill, focus less on others’ cyanide and more on your clear, crazy-eyed vision.

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Kuh-dooze to you! Ramona has the ordacity to mention it all:
Take a Xanax! C A L M D O W N ! Take a Xanax! Take a Xanax! C A L M D O W N ! C A L M D O W N !

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