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“People call me a gold digger, but they just want what I have.”

Don’t be tardy for the party! Fasten your helmet, Wig ’n Cigs, and close your legs while you rev up your scooter—you’re in for a wild ride. While obstacles rarely faze you, remember that sometimes a little restraint can go a long way, especially during confrontations. Careless carefree, you are a loose cannon who take risks— and the occasional tumble. loves to and But as long as no one’s choking you, you’re laughing. Still, your patience wears thin with anyone who doesn’t share your vision. Assertive and action-oriented, you don’t sit around waiting for life to pass you the ball—you drive the play. Never in one place for long, you’re quick to cut ties and cancel plans (you never confirmed those dates anyway). With all that beauty and talent inside, bear in mind that not everything is a competition, okay. Practice a little humility and discretion, or risk showing your ass when you put others on blast.

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Are you kidding me? Unpredictable and combative, Kim storms out with her belly and wig in tow:
my wig on. my wig on. Dear God, please keep Dear God, please keep Dear God, please keep my wig on.

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