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“If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.”

Nobody puts you in a box. Your fresh, swift way of thinking and blunt approach make it impossible to gloss over you. While others feel that you poke, poke, poke beneath the surface to get under their skin, you are calm and straightforward in your quest for deeper truths. Your love of learning drives you to bold, transparent questions, fueled by curiosity. How did you get your money? ask genuine How’s sex? Are you going to eat your placenta? These may not be dinner-table topics, but they are The Real questions you don’t shy away from. Public speaking, writing, and social media are just a few of the evocative vocations where your honesty and integrity shine. But be cautious of overthinking, obsessing, and holding yourself to impossible standards. Bursting with fresh ideas and visions for the future, you have the potential to achieve anything—even that beach house and Birkin bag.

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Garcelle doesn’t have to make others look bad, they can do that all on their own:
that story again. Ever. that story again. Ever. You should never share You should never share You should never share that story again. Ever.

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